While there is some quality stuff on Etsy, most of it looks like it a mess of twigs and yarn assembled by a drunk with a hot glue gun. Since Regretsy no longer exists, finding the truly warped crafts on Etsy is a little trickier, but there's still plenty of horrible DIY out there. Here are 10 Etsy items no one should own. (Seriously, if you buy these products for anything other than a twisted practical joke, we're no longer friends.)

1. These practice making out pillows.

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Don't buy it here: etsy

2. This patriotic duck diaper.

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Don't buy it here: etsy

3. A horrifying duck-person lawn sculpture. 

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Don't buy it here: etsy

4. Saint Kim Kardashian candle. 

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Don't buy it here: etsy

5. Knitted elephant underwear. 

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Don't buy it here: etsy