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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man always has the best Halloween costume.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man can pretty much just walk around naked.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is called upon almost daily to explain yellow.

  

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man has served as a witness at a shocking number of trials.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is the biggest racist by default.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is continually embarrassed by his un-heightened other senses.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man wears a monocle just for fun.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man has a mediocre grasp of braille.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man has the planetarium all to himself.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is getting tired of stepping in shit from seeing-eye dogs.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is nonetheless the biggest fan of Ray Charles. 

   

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man still has no use for the only pair of binoculars. 

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is sick of everyone knowing him as "the one-eyed man" - he has a name, you know. It's Roger.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is the only one who knows how big a dump the place is.

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King of I Spy.

 

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