has one mission: to track down the lowlife excuse for a man that ran out on your mom and bring him back into your life -- whether he likes it or not. 

Source: thejasonscomedy 

Your newly located dad may be resistant to spending time with you at first, but lend him enough money and he'll warm up to you eventually. If that doesn't work, try coaxing him into a fishing trip or ball game with the promise of a carton of cigarettes.