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Burger King Japan Plan on Selling Black Burgers That Look Like an Exxon Oil Spill
September 11, 2014
Finally, Burger King is catering to the goth community.
These strange burgers, dubbed the Kuro Burger (kuro meaning black in Japanese), come with black cheese and buns made from bamboo charcoal, black pepper patties and served with garlic sauce made from soy sauce and squid ink.
FINALLY, a cheese product as black as your soul.
It is only being offered for a limited time and will NOT be sold in your local mall's Hot Topic.
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