Source: mrandeersonmath

If you're starting college this fall, take a cue from "cartmanrulez99" and do NOT email your professor the way he did. The student at Kellog Community College in Battle Creek, Michigan had missed several classes and thought he'd be able to slide by with a couple of winky emojis and "LOLs." 

Do feel free to refer to your professors as "teach," "dude," or "yo, guy." They really love that and will probably give you all the test answers in advance.