For your XTREME clogged pipes and home repairs.
Uhh, they might wanna work on Xtreme cleaning the outside of their building if I'm to trust them.
Neon sign? Check. Scrolling LED Text Sign? Check. Barber shop I'll never go to? Check.
Do they remove trees? Deliver trees? Plant trees? NOT IMPORTANT. What's important is that we know they're Xtreme.
They probably should've contacted an Xtreme remodeler first.
These guys can hook you up with the most XTREME APR financing rates.
Way better than the tame carpet cleaning service I used before.
"One vanilla ice cream scoop? GTFO!"
"Uh oh, what's that? There's ALREADY an Xtreme Cleaning services? Even spelt without the beginning E?! Alright, we're gonna have to get creative..."
"Let's brainstorm names. Water? Not bad, Stevens. Wait, wait...how about...H20? (Applause) WaitWaitWait. XTREME H20. (Standing ovation/heads explode)."
The X also serves as an Xtremely helpful reminder of where to enter.
I'm not even sure what a regular consulting group is/does, let alone an Xtreme one.
"Where'd you get that taxidermied owl riding a skateboard?" "Do you even need to ask?"