Hey kids! Do you like to do word searches? How about connect-the-dots? Are you into ritualistic Satanism? Well, there's now an activity book for you and it's wicked fun!

The Satanic Temple knew that all the little Damiens and Ursalas out there enjoy coloring, but there just weren't enough coloring books on the market that had goat skulls and pentagrams. Hence, The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities. It was actually created to go along with Florida's recent ruling that religious pamphlets of all faiths could freely be distributed to children in the classroom, so obviously Satan! 

Even if the activity book does have an association with the lord of hellfire, the maze is like SOOOO FUN. 

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