This week, the 3x Super Bowl Champion & future Hall of Famer Tom Brady posted his resumé from 1999 onto social media -- the same resumé he would have used if he didn't get drafted into the NFL:

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Eventually Brady would get drafted... as the 199th pick. Yes, the same gangly dude who "received hands on experience in customer contact areas" at the Ann Arbor Summer Festival would go on to marry Gisele Bündchen -- just gives hope to all of us.

Also see: Tom Brady Gets Mad a Lot (8 GIFs)

Speaking of which, here's a peek into a couple more amazing resumés we found on the internet, because while you want to stand out from the crowd, make sure you do it in the right way. Some DOs, and DON'Ts:

 

1. DON'T: Reference a Drug-Dealing Past

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2. DO: Think Outside the 8x11 Margins

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3. DON'T: Veer from Professional Fonts

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4. DO: Be Sergey Brin.

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5. DON'T: Make it Brony Themed... unless the job is brony related i guess

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6. DO: Pad.

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7. DO? Subtly Use a Picture of Tupac as the Background? But don't put an Objective.

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8. DO: Be Confident. Really, Really Confident.

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9. DON'T:

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OK! That's it. GOOD LUCK:

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No but seriously: 8 Things You Should Stop Including in Your Resume