Never mind your Eggshell with Romalian Type, these business cards have so much flair they'd make Patrick Bateman curdle with envy:

 

1. Divorce Lawyer

mistermajik2000
 

 

2. Personal Trainer

chiick
 

 

3. Cheese Store

dogbombs
 

 

4. Photographer

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Banglinator
 

 

5. Babysitter (modest)

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RinkRat16173
 

 

6. Security Consultant (it's a lock picking set)

evil__bob
 

 

7. Software Engineer

BurgerGrease
 

 

8. Balloon Guy

matlockga
 

 

9. Bike Technician

Yoaty