If you have an appetite for beer, guns, and poon, Ricky Erlando is the folk hero you've been missing in your life. Erlando is the brainchild of Jarrod Harris and what he lacks  in political correctness, basic manners, and personal hygiene, he makes up for with a poodle/gator hybrid and rockin' space van. 

Fictional action figures don't come more 'murican than this.