Planets are fascinating, mainly because since no one ever retains any information about them whatsoever, we're always genuinely captivated when we hear some.

Behold, for probably like the 20th time in your life, the wonders of the solar system (plus a bunch of other crap you've remembered since grade school):

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: One day on Mercury lasts 176 Earth days.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Thermometers

-  Seafood

-  You're gonna buy you one and cruise it up and down the road

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Venus rotates counter-clockwise.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Where women are from

-  I'm your fire, your desire

-  Tennis

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Mars has the tallest mountain in the solar system.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Aliens

-  Red

-  Chocolate

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Home of the Great Red Spot, a storm three times the size of Earth that's been raging for centuries.  

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Big

-  Moons

-  Saturn's brother

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Can be seen with the naked eye.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Rings

-  Saturn? Saturday? Those have to be related, right?

-  You're thinking about trading in your Mercury for one

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Coldest planet in the solar system.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  LOL

-  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-  #funniestplanetever

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Its methane atmosphere absorbs red light, making the entire planet appear a mystical azure blue.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Neptune is a planet

-  Could have rings? Fuck, how does anyone keep track of this shit?

-  Probably smells a lot like Uranus, hey-o!

 

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Interesting Fact You'll Never Remember: Smaller than Earth's moon.

What You'll Always Think Of Instead:

-  Mickey's dog

-  Pluto? Plutonium? Now come on those HAVE to be related

-  Definitely still a planet as far as you're concerned