You turn tail and book it in the opposite direction. After all, if he wants to bore you with his shitty conversation, he has to catch you first.
You tear-ass across the street, but you fail to look both ways before crossing!
Did you learn nothing from your childhood?!
In your haste to get away, you went and got yourself hit by a car, and the only person there to take your ass to the hospital was the very person you were trying to avoid. Oh how fate makes fools of us all!
After checking to make sure you're alright, he launches directly into a story about the craziest dream he had last night. You close your eyes and pray for the sweet release of death.
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