This is perfect. The quintessential "Meanwhile, in Australia" video is a video of two kangaroos on a suburban street, standing up on their hind legs, sizing each other up before embarking on a long, patiently drawn out kickboxing match. It's brilliantly set to Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers from the Nutcracker Suite.

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