Everyone can't stop talking about this bully squirrel:
But it's a little hypocritical, don't you think, to ignore all the other instances of squirrel turdery we're subjected to. How quickly we forget:
This squirrel instigating a fight between two friends.
Sleeping, in the front seat, WITHOUT A SEATBELT. Cop. Magnet. Might as well just roll a joint.
OH. BIG SURPRISE. You're supposed to be a role model, squirrels.
Yeah, this squirrel has a job. Not! Listen, Squirrels, if you don't shape up, you're out of the house. I don't give a shit if your Dad is a legacy.
LOL real funny photo, why don't you put it on Facebook. Oh you did? And embarrassed the whole f*ing fraternity? Stupid ass.
I'm on to you. I know you just get the pledges to do your homework in study hours while you just f* around on Tumblr. Which one of the Core Values does that represent again? Yeah, thought so.
HAHAHA A HORSE HEAD REAL ORIGINAL SQUIRRELS you look like an idiot.
SQUIRRELS TOTALLY SUCK AT BASEBALL, I can't be the only one that sees it, right?
Fuck you, Squirrels.