We've all seen the cheesy electronic animated Halloween decorations. They do a spooky dance, their spooky little eyes light up, they moan a spooky "Woo-OOH!" that sends a chilly "meh" through your shrugging shoulders. But for a mere $2240 (~10,000 fun-sized Milky Ways), this genuinely traumatizing Halloween decoration can be yours. Batteries not included, or necessary, because it is possessed.