You call it vandalism, we call it science.  Here are five people who are carving pumpkins the right way: By blowing that shit up.

5. The Auto-Carve

You've been doing it wrong all this time.

Via Imgur.

4. The Barfing Pumpkin

Must have been something he ate.

Via Reddit.

3. The Premature Explosion

It's okay, it happens to all guys sometimes. Really.

Via Imgur.

2. Safety Goggles Recommended

Or not. They're your eyes, not mine.

Via Reddit.

1. When In Doubt, Always Use The Force

A light saber cuts through that pumpkin like buttah. 

Via Televandalist.

Don't try this at home, kids.