Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Straight-Up Dick Costumes Cuz F*ck Subtlety
October 14, 2014
With Halloween, comes costumes full of sexual innuendo. A firefighter with a hilariously placed 'hose.' A genie with a hilariously placed 'lamp.' A gorilla with a hilariously placed 'banana.' You get the idea. These costumes are not that. They said innuendo is for scholars and people with moral boundaires. Instead, these people wore costumes of straight-up human genitalia. Enjoy.
1. High heels: the penis costumes nemesis.
2. Finishing before the ladies. Typical.
3. Think your costume sucked last year? These girls went as hairy testicles. Hairy. Testicles.
4. 364 days a year, this man's closet is scarier than yours.
5. Overcompensating much?
6. This one's interactive. Fun?
7. Zombie penis? Or maybe STD penis? Would explain the pharmacy.
8. These two were made for each other. Literally.
9. Who knew couples were into this?
10. This lady doesn't even need her penis counterpart.
11. Or these ladies.
12. And finally, Ke$ha. Penis costumes #1 fan.
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