With Halloween, comes costumes full of sexual innuendo. A firefighter with a hilariously placed 'hose.' A genie with a hilariously placed 'lamp.' A gorilla with a hilariously placed 'banana.' You get the idea. These costumes are not that. They said innuendo is for scholars and people with moral boundaires. Instead, these people wore costumes of straight-up human genitalia. Enjoy.

 

1. High heels: the penis costumes nemesis.

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lovebryan

 

2. Finishing before the ladies. Typical.

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liwaldo

 

3. Think your costume sucked last year? These girls went as hairy testicles. Hairy. Testicles.

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4. 364 days a year, this man's closet is scarier than yours.

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newageman

 

5. Overcompensating much?

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thegaver

 

6. This one's interactive. Fun?

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7. Zombie penis? Or maybe STD penis? Would explain the pharmacy.

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8. These two were made for each other. Literally.

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9. Who knew couples were into this?

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10. This lady doesn't even need her penis counterpart.

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11. Or these ladies.

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12. And finally, Ke$ha. Penis costumes #1 fan.

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