There are more than 25,000 Subway locations in the United States, almost double the number of McDonald's locations, and making them the #1 distributor of crappy turkey sandwiches. Such a large number of restaurant locations means there's also plenty of opportunity for Subway to say "fuck it" and put up ridiculous slogans on their marquee signs. 

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