Feeling trapped at your place of work or in your current relationship? Should you be? Probably, but that's for you to figure out on your own. When you do, these people ought to make you feel free as a bird. Less embarrassed than a bird, at least (those flying fucks don't give a damn about nothing).

You can always tell when someone gets stuck in a sculpture of a vagina before they're ready.

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It can always be worse, man. If you got stuck in the ball pit, all you'd have to look forward to is being stuck in prison.

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Kind of hard to judge anyone who gets themselves stuck in a towel rack. You have to have some sort of super restraint not to want to pop into one of those fun factories.

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This is why his mother always insisted on doing his laundry for him.

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If you thought the guacamole was expensive, just wait until you see how much Chipotle charges to get your finger out of their wall.

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Street life simply wasn't what she thought it would be.

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