Picking a Halloween costume that's original and feels fresh can be a tricky thing to pull off. It's best to avoid costumes that focus on a minor thing that happened months ago that most people have long forgotten about. Then again, when are you going to have another chance to pretend that you have three breasts?
"Hey everybody, remember that piece of technology that had a defect a few months ago? I'm that." Is this really what you want to be telling people all night?
On the plus side, you'll already have some protection for when the virus consumes us all.
We all stopped caring about the World Cup months ago. Stop trying to make us care again!
Unless you want people to think you're a chauffer, you should probably wear a Rob Ford nametag, OR carry around a crack pipe.
Who cares that it trivializes a serious illness, you'd be an idiot to not spend $39.99 on this sort of hilarity. Have fun carrying that bucket around all night.
You know who else had the idea to go as a Frozen character? Literally, every little girl on the planet (really, ALL OF THEM). Oh, wait, I see, these are sexy Frozen costumes. My bad, continue on, Disney tramps.
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