Listen, if you want to dress up your dog for Halloween, go nuts. It's your time and money. But friends, please, I implore you, for the love of all that is furry, don't make your dog into some kind of Bizarro World sex symbol. It's just awkward for us all -- and your dog. For example...

 

1. Congrats, your dog is now "the slutty one" at the dog park. 

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2. Your dog never wanted to become a Catholic school girl fantasy. 

 

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3. That "come-hither" over the shoulder look really cinches it. 

 

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4. "Excuse me, but my eyes are up here."

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5. Biker dog likes it ruff. 

 

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6. She'll lick your wounds for you. 

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7. If your goal is to make your dog look like a truck stop hooker, you nailed it. 

 

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Via Paper Blog