An Australian Man (the more fun, international version of 'Florida Man') recently had a peaceful sit atop a decaying whale carcass in shark-infested waters.
While we can't say what was going through his head, he looks to be at peace with his decision. As if he could spend all day chilling on nature's floating sofa. Or at least until it's been decimated by flesh-eating fish monsters.
To us, it seems Australians live in a Flinstones-type world where whales are boats, kangaroos are pets, and tarantulas do the dishes. Sharks are like squirrels to this guy. That can be the only explanation for such baddass Australian behavior.
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