Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Humans of Grand Theft Auto V
November 6, 2014
"What is your biggest fear?"
"Someone shooting another rocket launcher at the gas station".
"Sometimes I feel like I'm not ready. I don't feel...prepared yet to go back on the highway. It feels like just yesterday I was out there - headed to the airport to pick up my wife. I was doing like 90 because I was late. I was focused on the road so I don't even remember it hitting me. Next thing I know I'm in the emergency room. Doctor tells me it was a jet-ski. A jet-ski rocketed out of the water and landed on top of my car."
"It keeps me healthy - but more importantly, it keeps me alive."
"It really stresses me out when they all get together and throw tear gas onto the front lawn. The first couple of times it just really hurt but I think I'm starting to going blind."
"Who's winning?" I asked.
"Whoever makes it to the end of the day, man" he said.
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