Hey pervs, people back in olden times people didn't have fancy vibrators like the ones that your kid brother puts on his face at Brookstone. No siree, they had sex toys made of metal and wood. Toys that looked more like belt sanders and science fiction torture devices than purveyors of pleasure. Oh, and they were used for massaging your neck only. DEFINITELY NOT ANYTHING ELSE. 

 

Behold, the sexual devices of yore!

 

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