If you want hard-hitting investigative journalism, your local news probably isn't the most reliable outlet. Now, if you want nonsensical headlines that will leave you wanting to put your fist through the TV screen. (Or stories about a cat that was called in for jury duty -- and who doesn't want that really?) Local news has most definitely got you covered. 

 

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