I kind of expect Tinder to fade away 2015, meaning we can all finally get back to old school dating habits, e.g. sifting through your crush's garbage while they're not home. But until then, Tinder is still around and people are still acting like jackasses by throwing out pickup lines that reference their dick.

Earlier this year, we profiled Tinderlines, the tubmblr that curates the messages of all those guys who "just wanna give out the pipe." Tinder Nightmares is similar, except that it's on Instagram, and the assholes are different assholes. See the difference? 

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