Assuming your "perfect" driver's license photo means looking like a 40-something trucker, this Redditor has penned a step-by-step guide. Now, if you want to look like a supermodel in your government id, that's going to require an entirely different set of instructions. 


And there you have it, the perfect way to confuse the hell out of the next cop who pulls you over. 


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