Just because you can make just about anything out of yarn, doesn't mean you should.  You hear that, Aunt Mary?

 

1. And you thought tighty-whiteys were uncomfortable.

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2. Because who doesn't want a set of warm, snuggly internal organs? They make great throw pillows!

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3.  "I want to be swathed in head-to-toe itchy yarn," Said no one, ever.

 

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4. Perfect for the cojoined twins in your life!

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5. Goddamnit, Etsy. 

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