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1. The Vermin Infestation


It's a great day outside - the sun is shining, the Pidgeotto's are tweeting, you want to enjoy the scenery- ahhh- A light casual stroll in the park seems like a brilliant idea, right? WRONG! Because you can't walk three steps without being ambushed by goddamn Rattata or whatever the hell else pest is lurking around the 'Tall Grass' - Who wants to live in a world that has you constantly wondering, 'WHY DOES NOBODY OWN LAWN MOWERS!?!?'

 

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 2. Professor Oak used "scumbag." It's super effective.  


Can you imagine living in a world where this shady old man tricks kids into doing his ridiculously dangerous research for him while he invites mom over to show her his display of master-balls. Errrrr... The thought sends shivers down my spine.

 

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3. The harsh truth of neglect


Imagine living in a world where as a child, you told your mom you were leaving the house to catch over 150 of the deadliest creatures known to man, including; a fire breathing dragon, a rat that can conduct electricity, and an actual legit ghost- and your mom was like, 'That makes sense, have fun honey! Oh... here take these running shoes.'

Running shoes!?!? That's it? Thanks, mom- I'll need those running shoes when I'm running for my life because there's a goddamn Rhyhorn chasing me and I might die! I love you.

 

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4. It's a Growlithe-eat-Growlithe world. (Like, stop--I know.)


Yes, that's right- in the world of Pokemon god forbid you even attempt to walk past another person let alone make eye contact with them. Any subtle hint of contact with another person will result in a poke battle. As if everyone in this world has the 'Douche-At-The-Club' personality type. Why is everyone in this world so violent!? Probably because all their mothers were way too comfortable with sending them out into the wild to capture dangerous animals when they were 11 friggin years old.

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5. You used Max Repel ... like waaaay too much ... max repel. 


Looking at the journey of fellow Pokemon trainer, Ash. How many of his Pokemon just bailed on him? You can catch a lot of things in Pokemon but you can never catch feelings because apparently, there is zero loyalty in the world of Pokemon! Charizard tried to bail so many times... Butterfree, left. Pidgeotto, left. Lapras, gone. Haunter, barely stuck around... It's just a world of abandonment and there's no Rare Candy sweeter than love.