People magazine just released their annual "Sexiest Man Alive" issue, but we think they cruelly left a few candidates out. These guys got robbed.

 

1. Ladies, please form an orderly line.

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2. The good ones are always unavailable.

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3. His eyes are saying "Come hither," but his cat is saying, "Back the fuck off, he's mine."

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4. Hope you've brushed up on your scripture, ladies. 

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5. You can really feely the sexy radiating off of this one. 

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