Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Guys Who Narrowly Missed "Sexiest Man Alive"
November 19, 2014
People magazine just released their annual "Sexiest Man Alive" issue, but we think they cruelly left a few candidates out. These guys got robbed.
1. Ladies, please form an orderly line.
2. The good ones are always unavailable.
3. His eyes are saying "Come hither," but his cat is saying, "Back the fuck off, he's mine."
4. Hope you've brushed up on your scripture, ladies.
5. You can really feely the sexy radiating off of this one.
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