Hey ladies (or guys?) if you're in the greater Nashville area this Thanksgiving and need a date to keep your family from ambushing you with questions about settling down, I've got just the man...


He drives a van that looks like EVH's guitar, what more could you want in an eligible young suitor? 

Source: craigslist

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