On the scale of "holy shit this is terrifying and I'm gonna die" being stuck at a Best Buy when the doors open on Black Friday is only slightly less heart attack-inducing than any random episode of The Walking Dead. Nacho Punch just put out this parody trailer called Black Friday the Movie, and it seems spot on with the countless YouTube videos that document the madness every year.
If a few innocent people must get trampled to help boost the economy, so be it! Or, we could all just wait until Cyber Monday and shop online like civilized people.
Black Friday Emergency Survival Guide
Honest Black Friday Ads
Black Friday Zombie Shopping Apocalypse