While you're sitting around belching and unbuttoning the top button of your jeans, other people are literally storming the retail castle.  Doesn't this look like fun?

 

1. "This is Spartaaaaaaaah!"

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Via SMH

 

2. Your normally mild-mannered neighbor is not one to be trifled with when faced with a good bargain.

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Via PressTV

 

3. "OMG, I don't even know what it is, but I want 10 of them!"

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Via eiu.edu

 

4. "Ladies, please. Don't make me take away your complimentary toasters.

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Via USA Today