If the prequels and the overly CGI'd re-releases have shown us anything, it's that the world was ready for George Lucas to hand off the keys to the Star Wars franchise. But what if he hadn't?
To be fair, if you're going to have one lightsaber crossguard, you might as well go all the way.
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