If your childhood had any shred of nostalgia for Santa Claus left, ADHD's parody of 50 Shades of Grey is here to kill it. Santa wants to show you his sack, then eat your cookies, and then give you his candy cane... something, something sexual metaphor.
The jolly old elf is a total perv and probably shouldn't be around 20-something coeds.
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