Signs like these are the reason car horns were truly made.

 

1. I'm not religious, but I'll honk for creativity.

Two traditional honks.

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2. Cynicism is fun. Honking is fun. Hijacking road signs is fun.

The honk trifecta (just 3 regular honks).

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thesilentchild

 

3. Because I'm curious what happens next.

One timid honk.

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4. Wait, is this the same guy?

I guess one honk.

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5. This is why fantasy football exists.

One shaming honk.

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