Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
18 Christmas Ornaments Nobody Asked For
December 10, 2014
Decorating a Christmas tree is great fun, but if you hang any of these ornaments, be prepared to hear "WTF is going on with Christmas?"
1. Santa molesting a woodland creature. Why???
2. A bird's talon holding an ornament -- because every tree needs a dead animal limb hanging from it.
3. Lil Wayne, looking even creepier in ornament form.
4. I don't know about you, but when I think Christmas I think "human centipede."
5. The Jersey Shore cast has the power to ruin even the most beautiful of trees.
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