Tinder won't pester you with personal questions, the only thing they wanna know is "would ya hit it?"
You're familiar with eHarmony commercials, right? That old dude comes on and rambles about their scientific algorithms that are supposed to help find the perfect soul mate that won't let you bang them until after marriage. Sketch group Scotch Moses applied the same format to what that commercial might look like if it were for Tinder. No couples that know who each other really are, but instead, strangers that are simply DTF -- the way shallow internet dating was meant to be.