It's a tale as old as time: badass motorcycle guy meets badass motorcycle lady at a stoplight, and they ride off in tandem straight for the Bone Zone. But this old guy wasn't having any of that.

via SFV650FU

Casio? CASIO?! C'mon, buddy. Your watch isn't going to make it any better. You did your damage. Now scoot on back to the Jerk Store, because they're running out of YOU.

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