Tampons. Vaginas. Wow, is that stuff crazy, right? It's probably a good thing that men aren't making tampon commercials, because women would probably be subjected to a lot of idiotic dialogue like "it goes in the butthole," "super Kool-Aid absorbent" and "ghost vaginas."
The tampons do go in the butthole though, right???
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