Somehow we've made it through 2,013 Christmases without somebody writing a song about getting blazed on Santa's private mistletoe stash. That is until Dent May came along and penned "I'll Be Stoned For Christmas." 

The song plays out like pretty much every family holiday you've had since graduating high school. Go home for Christmas, unwrap gifts that likely include sweaters and pants, meet up with your old high school friends, get wasted. 

Okay, that part I mentioned about there being zero songs about getting high on Christmas... that's not entirely true. There's acutally been quite a lot: "Vaporizer for Christmas," "Carol of the Buds," "Santa Was Stoned at Christmas," "Oh Chronic Tree," and probably about 420 more. 

Here's the lyrics in case you and your high school friends feel like having a holiday sing-along. 

I'll Be Stoned For Christmas"

I can't wait to go out

On Christmas night

And see all my old high school friends

I just love my hometown

In holiday lights

It's so good to see you how've you been

We load up

Your daddy's car

And we drive to the party

And we're gonna go hard

So fill my cup to the top

Light me up 'til i'm hot

I'll be stoned for Christmas this year

I'll be stoned for Christmas

I'm sorry mama

I have opened all my presents

Sweaters and slacks

So hit me up and tell me what you got

I've been chilling with my parents

They're driving me mad

So I'm trying to get lifted with you now

We roll up your cousin's stash

And go wild at the party

Yeah we're having a blast

So fill my cup to the top

Light me up 'til I'm hot

I'll be stoned for Christmas this year

I'll be stoned for Christmas

I'm sorry papa

There's an angel on my tree top

And a devil in my mind

Have a smoke and pour a big shot

'Tis the season to be high

So fill my cup to the top

Light me up 'til I'm hot

I'll be stoned for Christmas this year

I'll be stoned for Christmas

I'll be stoned for Christmas

I'll be stoned for Christmas

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