Some people just want to watch the world burn... or at the very least boil a new iPhone 6 in soda because it sends people into a blind rage.
Here's a few other things you probably shouldn't do to your iPhone:
Don't throw it down a well just to here what kind of "kurplunk" noise it makes.
Don't use your iPhone to stir spaghetti sauce with.
Don't drop your iPhone into a vat of saltwater taffy.
Don't use put your iPhone in the microwave with your plate of nachos.
I could keep going, but you get the idea. Oh, and spoiler alert -- the iPhone doesn't survive.