When you lay it out on paper, EVERY religion sounds a little bit crazy. So let's get that out of the way (feel free to rage and bash each other's beliefs or lack thereof in the comments).
Something about Scientologists rattling off the powers of L. Ron Hubbard though seems way too similar to the testimonials you'd hear in a Veg-O-Matic infomercial at 4 a.m.
Just a few standout testimonials...
Every Infomercial Summed Up in 11 GIFs
If Things You Did Religiously Had Their Own Religion