When you lay it out on paper, EVERY religion sounds a little bit crazy. So let's get that out of the way (feel free to rage and bash each other's beliefs or lack thereof in the comments). 

Something about Scientologists rattling off the powers of L. Ron Hubbard though seems way too similar to the testimonials you'd hear in a Veg-O-Matic infomercial at 4 a.m. 

Source: scientologyexposed

Just a few standout testimonials...

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