There are few days in the calendar that have the power to unite EVERYONE the way New Year's does. Granted, it does unite us in a hatred of the evening, but it unites nonetheless. 

John Oliver pointed out in perfect detail how New Year's Eve combines three of the worst things possibe: interacting with strangers, being cold and drunk, and Ryan Seacrest. I'd also like to add to that list: inflated prices at every bar and restaurant on planet Earth. 

It's probably best if you avoid the whole evening altogether. John's got some tips on how to do just that...

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New Year's. The. Worst. 

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