When you've been hustlin' as long as I have, it's no surprise when yo gurls start grinding on a young hustle mayn.

 

 

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Let me paint this picture for you: Tuesday 6 P.M. everyone is rushing out of the office and we all cram into the elevator. Who jumps in front of me? Yo gurl.

 

 

 

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It was packed on this train, we just wanted to go home. We were looking like some damn sardines. Dawg, your girl was all up on me. 

 

 

 

 

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I hear you asking "Hey babe, can you get me some popcorn before the movie starts?" Next thing I know, I had to stand up so she could get through and she grazed me gently. YO GURL GRAZED ME GENTLY.

 

 

 

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Yeah, I know, 10 at night is rush hour at the Duane Reade. Yeah, so what if I left my apartment solely for Twizzlers? All that matters is, your girl was in front of me in line and she took one-too-many steps back into the grind zone. 

 

 

 

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I was texting my mommy, and then next thing I know is I bumped into your girl. Full on grind.

 

 

 

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I had been savin' up for a new MacBook, we were both shoulder to shoulder next thing you know, your girl wanted to see the iPod 6+ that was in front of me and BAM! GRINDAGE!

 

 

 

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If you aren't laying down on the Ikea beds after a long walk, you're tripping. Speaking of tripping, your girl tripped and landed on the bed I resting on.

 

 

 

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We were in the Dojo and Sensei Robert told me to get a grip on her. I was in back, she was in front, it was grindage right up until she flipped me over her shoulder.

 

 

 

Anyone reading this... Help me. I'm so lonely.

 

 

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