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  1. Remember how I said I wanted to move to Japan yesterday? Nevermind.
  2. When I played badminton in gym class my sophomore year I don't remember it being this exciting. On the other hand, this video doesn't have Christine Rimar wearing track shorts in it.
  3. An old woman crashes her car into the DMV as she goes to re-take her license test. There is no punchline.
  4. I wish this guy was around to DJ my little brother's bar mitzvah!
  5. Just for old time's sake, the best of Will Ferrell.

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Josh talks to his splotchy beard.
More Than Meets The (Brown) Eye, by Aaron.
Somebody breaks up with beer.

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The people at the bar don't seem interested – this must happen a lot.

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