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Nine Procrastination Habits of Highly Productive People
January 19, 2015
Have a big deadline coming up? Here's what you can do to procrastinate like a pro:
Always know that your next big inspiration could come from talking to your co-workers in the breakroom.
Having a cleaner office would enable you to really power through your assignment, whenever you actually get started.
Always have an insanely large, carbohydrate-packed meal before beginning any important project.
If you are feeling tired and there is a deadline coming up, take a three-hour power-nap first.
Never be afraid of reaching out for help finding which Buzzfeed quizzes to do next.
At the same time, never be afraid of sharing must-see videos to others in your network. Chances are they will appreciate hearing from you.
Remember to excrete all your bad energy in the bathroom first.
In order to use your time wisely, use Facebook and watch YouTube videos at the same time.
Brainstorm several scenarios for which you can foreseeably extend the deadline. If you brainstorm hard enough for a long-enough amount of time, one of them is bound to come true.
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