Get out the matches; it's time to burn this mother down.

 

1. Jennifer Garner in Alias, AKA Peahead High navel.

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Via Mandatory

2. Jack "Geriatric Fashion Plate" Nicholson.

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3. Cher, ladylike as ever.

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4. Kylie Minogue('s grandmother?)

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Via The Telegraph

 

5. Lindsay Lohan, who actually doesn't even look like Lindsay Lohan in real life anymore.

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