Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A list of drinking games invented in Ireland during the Potato Famine
March 1, 2007
Drink Yourself Unhungry
Edward Empty Hands
Take a Shot of Dad's Watered Down Whiskey and Pray We Don't Get Dysentery
"Crop Failure" Down a pint for every potato you lost
'Quarters" Except nobody had any quarters so they just used rocks. And nobody had any shot glasses to bounce the rocks into so they used their hands.
"Jesus Mary and Joseph" Drink til you think you see them.
"Abuse": After your dad beats you and your siblings, whoever has the fewest bruises buys the next round.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.