• Drink Yourself Unhungry
  • Edward Empty Hands
  • Take a Shot of Dad's Watered Down Whiskey and Pray We Don't Get Dysentery
  • "Crop Failure" – Down a pint for every potato you lost
  • 'Quarters" – Except nobody had any quarters so they just used rocks. And nobody had any shot glasses to bounce the rocks into so they used their hands.
  • "Jesus Mary and Joseph" – Drink til you think you see them.
  • "Abuse": After your dad beats you and your siblings, whoever has the fewest bruises buys the next round.
  • "Arsehole"