Everything's free, incredibly fun, and orchestrated just for you. You're going to want to zoom through it, but take your time. Otherwise you'll wind up not feeling so good.
Everything's greasy, unkempt, and generally underprepared. It's an ugly experience, but undeniably builds some character.
Convenient, lazy, and fucking phenomenal. It's the least amount of work you'll ever do, and because of that, the most satisfying. It's like birthday party pizza all over again!
Polished, professional-looking, and honestly trying a little too hard. It might feel disingenuous, but people are going to start looking at you with a little more respect.
Heck, the hard part's done. Now's when you kick back and enjoy the sweet fruits of labor that have been stockpiled up for God knows how long.
Assistance is required.
PEPPERONIS ARE RUBIES, THE CRUSTS HAVE GENIES INSIDE, AND EVERY SLICE IS SERVED ON FLUFFY CLOUD PLATES.
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